The holidays may be over but all that gift giving got us thinking – what do really rich people buy when it comes to sex toys? After all, if you’ve got a bank account with a balance of six or seven digits (or more!) it seems a bit cheap to be buying the same $50 dildo as everyone else – right? So we did some digging and we found a slew of super lush sex toys for the rich and famous. Out of the lot we chose these 10 as our favourites as well as having the biggest price tags we could find.
Glass Dildo with Whip
Glass dildos tend to be more expensive but most women would agree, it’s money well spent. Glass offers sensations that simply can’t be duplicated by other materials. Many of those same people will also tell you that if you’re going to invest in a whip, the material it is made of it just as important. This entry on our list combines the two with a glass dildo that also serves as a handle for a whip. The price is well over $1,000 but it might be worthwhile just to figure out all the ways you can use it.
JCobra Silver Cock Ring with Natural Pearl
Cock rings are popular for guys who want to increase their girth or achieve harder erections. Usually cock rings aren’t much to look at but for a man who wants everything to look perfect, this silver cock ring might be just what you need. This baby will set you back $2,600 for the solid silver version and comes complete with a display case and the option to have it engraved.
Betony Vernon Ostrich Feather Tickler
If you’re into tickling then you already know feathers can be a lot of fun. Ostrich feathers are known for the durability and softness and so they are a favourite among tickling fans. Betony Vernon’s tickler uses the best feathers they can find and has a sterling silver end which means you can attach it to other pieces such as bracelet or ring in order to make it easier to use. Still, at $2,700 it’s probably the most expensive feather on the open market.
Betony Vernon Elegant Spanker
Betony Vernon makes plenty of fun sex toys for people with green to spend and their spanker is no exception. Forget wooden paddles, rulers or riding crops and check out their spanker available in either solid mahogany or cherry wood. Its sterling silver handle provides perfect grip and offers a nice balance in order to make it comfortable to use … for the one administering the spanking anyway. Compared to the pain it can deliver, the $3,000 price tag will seem painless.
Betony Vernon Nipple Clamps
Since you’ll be shopping on their site anyway, why not check out Betony Vernon’s take on nipple clamps. Their luxury versions come in sterling silver (a bargain at only $600) or 18 karat gold ($4,900). Their website warns people not to wear them for longer than 15 minutes in a session which suggests the quality of pain is reflected in the painful price tags.
Silver Butt Plug with Horse Tail
Our final entry from the Betony Vernon collection is one that will only appeal to certain people. Pony play is more well known than it was before but you could hardly call it mainstream. High end toys like this might change that though. If you want to be the classiest pony ever, try out this $3,475 butt plug that includes a tail of soft hair. The perfect toy for fans of anal play who want to try something new.
The Lelo Inez
When it comes to luxury dildos, the Lelo Inez is perhaps one of the most well known. The Inez is as beautiful as it is indulgent. An ergonomic design and powerful motor are housed in a simple and stimulating dildo design that can be purchased in either Sterling Silver ($8,000) or Gold ($15,000).
Coco de Mer Nell Pleasure Vibrator
This clitoral vibrator is plated in 18K gold and comes in an “artisan wooden box” that comes with a golden key you can use to lock it up. The website is quick to point out, however, that its beauty makes it the perfect “centrepiece” for any collection. Either way, at more than $17,000 let’s hope its performance is on par with its aesthetics.
Sex Dolls
Sex dolls used to be seen as prank gifts but the advent of the now infamous Real Doll series changed all that. Today, you can order sex dolls that, at first glance, look like real people. These high end dolls have an articulated skeleton and advanced silicone and latex tissue and skin. Prices start at around $4,000 – $5,000 but there are plenty of customisation options so you can build the perfect doll if you’re willing to spend a bit more.
The Royal Pearl
The most expensive entry on our list looks – quite honestly – like the least comfortable option. The Royal Pearl is a million dollar dildo that boasts sapphires, pearls, platinum and more than 1,000 diamonds. It was designed by Australian jeweller Colin Burn and made headlines all over the world when it was released as part of Burn’s line of truly high-end sex toys.