We all have fantasies that we think are a little on the freakier side. For some people it’s extreme forms of more mainstream genres like S&M or bondage. For others it’s fantasies based on movies or shows that might feature some extreme acts such as kidnapping or group sex. While some fantasies can make us wonder if we’re really normal the truth is that human sexuality is way more than just 50 shades of grey. In fact, some people get their freak on in ways that are quite simply shocking. When the good people over at Reddit started sharing some of their own freaky forms of sex fun, it made plenty of people heave a sigh of relief.
- A Strange Little Pet
Pet play is a genre all its own within the fetish world with people practising all sorts of fun games. Some act like ponies or puppies while others choose even less mainstream options. One Reddit contributor shared his own experience with a girl who enjoys this type of play, but with a twist. User arnooldpoomer reports “My girlfriend pretends to be a hamster where the bed is her cage …. She’ll do normal hamster stuff like create little nests in the pillows and snuggle or scurry around and burrow in corners.” So where does the sex come in? Well, turns out she pretends he is her “water bottle”. “When it’s time for water she swiggity swooties her booty to my spout and sucks it dry.”
- Analingus
Perhaps the strangest contribution to the list was one that most people don’t think of as being all that strange. Several contributors listed oral anal sex as their weird fetish, even though the act (known as Analingus) is popular and common for many couples.
- Not Really Sexy Per Se….
Sometimes the sexual act has nothing to do with sex, but it’s about being intimate in a different way. User Ab22H66 reports that his girlfriend likes to hold his penis while he’s peeing. No, it doesn’t segue into a golden shower or anything else, it’s just something they do to be closer? The attraction for her? Women just never get the chance to handle a penis outside a sexual way so it’s a bit of a novelty.
- Discovering a New Fetish
Paraduct shared not only what he loves doing but how he came to realize it was exactly his cup of tea. “One time when my girlfriend was on her period, she got really horny that night,” he told readers. “So I proceed to eat her out, discovered I had a new fetish that night.” While this isn’t everyone’s bag, trying new things is the only way to find out – a lesson Paraduct won’t soon forget.
- All About The Chase
User awhsheit wants to have some anal sex, but that’s not quite the full explanation. “I really want to work up to it,” he explains. “I want to do the whole process of leading up to the agreement, foreplay and sex… like I want her to be hesitant at first, then give in further down the road.” So sometimes the old adage is true – men love the chase.
- Sexy Video Games?
If strip poker seems so old hat to you, take a page from nutellatime’s book. “My boyfriend and I are big fans of playing Strip Mario Party,” she recently told Redditors. The rules are simple – every time you lose a mini game you also lose an article of clothing. You can also bet on landing on certain items (mini mushroom, flying feather, etc) to really spice things up. This premise translates easily to other games, in case you’re interested.
- Why Box Yourself In?
Finally, there was the clever answer from the no-secrets-here username of I_Love_SlaveSubs. What are they into? Easy … everything. “Total power exchange,” their post began, “bimbofication, pet play, consensual non-con, the list goes on and on. I like being able to try new types of play, so limiting myself to only a few favourites is difficult. Besides, variety is the spice of life!” Sage advice from the most popular message board on the web today.
